Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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