is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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