how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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