yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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