I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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