what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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