Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Never joke about your clitoris.
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