so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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