hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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