I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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