The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
How does one acquire holy water?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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