Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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