i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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