I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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