It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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