yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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