who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Only a mothe r could love this liver
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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