We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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