I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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