it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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