found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Randomize
