That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Randomize
