PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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