Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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