apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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