HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Everything about him screamed your future.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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