They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
