Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
whose ass print is on the piano?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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