where does the pee come out of this thing
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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