Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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