D3 body, D1 cock
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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