I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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