is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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