Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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