Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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