.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
dude. I can hear the air.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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