I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
my being single is dangerous.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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