In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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