i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Randomize
