your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
