I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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