Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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