i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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