Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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