If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I need to sanitize my soul.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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