i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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