Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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