I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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