My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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