Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Randomize
