Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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