there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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