DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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