we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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