Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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