what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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