It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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